if my mom had her way the government of CDN would have killed me by now

if my mom had her way the government
of CDN would have killed me by now,

if I lived in the USA I'd be dead by now,

if I lived in Russia my mom would be dead,

if it takes you 2 - 3 years to make up your
mind to help a guy, you & all yours will fail
by the end of the day,

if the spanks are on their way, Jacob will
route Esau & Ephraim will rule Manasseh,